OUT OF THE WAY, BOYS
TRUE LOVE AWAITS ME
This woman on this Food Saver infomercial is talking about how she saved a slice of her daughters wedding cake for their one year anniversary, but forgot about it til nine years had passed.
"We took it out and gave it to her children. Who can say they fed their children their wedding cake from nine years ago?!?!"
Hopefully no one, because good parents don’t allow their kids to eat cake that’s older than them.